The Woods (2006)

Score: 3/10

Length: 91

Language: English

Categories: 2000s, supernatural, girly, woods

A girl gets dropped off by her parents at a boarding school for gifted girls where she fights, has nightmares, and generally pisses off the witch-mistresses of the school. This is kind of like a grown-up children’s movie. A mix of Suspiria, Girl Interrupted, and The Craft. I’m sorry I got you all excited, because although it is a fantasy film about a coven, it is unfortunately, super boring. There is no build-up really, and it just feels like a bunch of events strung together until the ending which is guessable and flat. Some day there will be another good witch-horror. Today is not that day.

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