Teeth (2007)

Score: 6.5/10

Length: 94

Language: English

Categories: 2000s, recent, girly, woods, murderer, horror- comedy

A virginal high school girl who is set on saving herself for marriage discovers she has some visciously mouthy lips! I find this similar to It Follows- it was the indie movie of the year, being original with a modern story and something to say. It’s satisfying watching Dawn attack with a vengeance, but it’s not scary or tense. It’s a minimal thrill and a lot of limp, dimembered penii. Not overall a great film, but it’s still a rare original, and I’m still going to enjoy dressing up as Dawn at horror-con. Teethy vagina and all.

photo credit: http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2007_Teeth/007TEE_Jess_Weixler_047.jpg


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