Pernicious (2015)

Score: 3/10

Length: 90

Language: English

Categories: 2000s, recent, girly, murderer, gore porn, ghost

A movie that rhymes with suspicious and delicious can’t possibly be bad, can it? Three hot girls with horrible lines uncover a statue of a girl while teaching in Thailand. When you think scary, do you typically think of a badly CGI’ed golden girl child with a gold wig she probably bought on ebay for $7.99? If you think of it as a fairy tale horror, it kind of makes the movie seem better, but it’s still not feasible as a decent movie. There were just too many ideas and so many little idiotic things. Like the girl sitting in bed fanning herself because she’s so hot, while a stand up fan sits beside her unused. And why was the ghost a live statue, a little girl ghost, and also able to possess bodies? She must have spent years in ghost school learning how to do all these things. And who stole all their stuff? This was original, I’ll give it that, but it was also incredibly lazy.

photo credit: http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Pernicious.jpg

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