Masters of Horror is a 2000s television series with a different director for each of the thirteen episodes in the season, running about an hour long.
Directed by: Peter Medak (The Changeling, Species II)
Evil Category: old white people with bad teeth
Score: one out of five really bad childhood car songs
The summary for this sounds really neat. But let me share with you this line from the opening family scene: “Oh my. Look at the mess that you’re making. When did my princes turn into such a little slob, huh? Just like her daddy!” You never realize how difficult acting is until you see really bad acting. The idea that if you found a scroll you thought was written by George Washington, and you didn’t immediately take it to an appraiser is absurd. This episode is about a family who moves into their grandparent’s house, and discovers the friend old folk in the town are bunch of cannibals who like to dress up and act like George Washington. This episode really proves that this is just Goosebumps for adults.