Sharktopus (2010)

Score: 3/10*

Length: 89

Rating: TV-14

Language: English

Categories: 2000s, monster, murderer, almost-horror, animal, horror comedy, painful

Your average, badly filmed, badly acted D-list film. But somehow less with a sense of humor? I didn’t notice many jokes or puns, and it was more sleazy-cheesy than knowingly ridiculous. There were lots of deaths, but I wanted more, and I wanted more creativity than the shark using its tentacles to snap up gals in bikinis. And I don’t remember the last time an octopus used its tentacles to stroll around the beach, just walking around on land. The CGI is bad like you’d expect and want, but after you see the abomination a few times, you’re over it. I see why now that in the movie franchise there are new mixed creatures fighting with the sharktopus. It gets old fast, and as you realize that this movie is actually trying to put in effort, the less exciting it becomes. It’s about a government-created monster made for the military who is murdering beachgoers in Puerta Vallarta. An investigative reporter and her cameraman follow the creature as well as the daughter of the scientist and some unprepared employees who are looking to put a stop to the seafood madness. It was a bit difficult to continuously pay attention to this film without wanting to look at my phone, but I will for sure be watching the other entries in the series.

*All points are for the idea of the sharktopus in general.