Chopping Mall (1986)

Score: 4.5/10

Length: 77

Rating: R

Language: English

Categories: 80s, horror comedy, murderer, robots

Alternate Title: Killbots (Original)

A shopping mall is a fantastic location for a movie. Especially a horror movie. There aren’t many malls I’ve visited recently, and each year, they become more nostalgic, a thing of the past. We could stand to have more masked killers and monsters slashing at Starbucks and murdering at the M.A.C. booth. Underground parking lots, store stalkers, and creepy cashiers are all potential fun ingredients in a horror movie recipe and there should be more!

Robots are introduced to a crowd of sceptical employees as the latest in security technology. There are a few scenes with people doing typical mall things, and then the low-budget R2D2s are suddenly somehow affected by a freak lightning storm. Seconds later, teens are locked inside the mall after having a party in a store (is this something that happened in the eighties??) and they’re being attacked by the malfunctioning security bots. Most of the movie is watching young adults run, dart, and hide from the lasers, and it gets a little tedious after awhile as there’s no added quirk or humor. Not evenk gore to jazz it up. The teens get creative trying to put an end to the killbots, and it’s fast paced enough. An easy watch for a cheesy movie marathon.

I hear there might be a remake of this movie coming, but with mannequins instead of robots. Perhaps then it is equally a remake of Mannequin?

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